Hot to Trot of the week

 

Ah Joaquin, let me count the ways in which I love thee.

The brooding good looks.  The slight asshole tendencies, making you a fiendishly hot bad boy.  The incredible acting ability, whereby you show your versatility & believability.

We'll blush over the weird beard stage, when you were attempting to make a mockumentary about becoming a rap star & focus on your recent shave & good suit.

I am truly honoured to announce you our Hot to Trot of the week!  I can sense your pride & gratefulness from here!